They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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