Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Randomize
