Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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