My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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