At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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