I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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