So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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