i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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