Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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