I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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