I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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