i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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