We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Help. Why am I so naked?
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