there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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