can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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