The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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