TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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