Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
They have beer where we have blood.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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