:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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