Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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