I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Someone stole a lamp last night.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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