if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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