Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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