Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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