how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
