Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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