You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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