Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
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