We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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