It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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