he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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