So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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