what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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