I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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