I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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