Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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