Betty ford says i'm here all night
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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