we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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