i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Bring me that man meat
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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