I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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