we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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