I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
my being single is dangerous.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Damn victory sex feels great
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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