theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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