This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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