You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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