How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
