No awkward lesbian experiences without me
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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