i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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