it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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