We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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