Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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